the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"(via hauntedhallways)